Firstly though, I have been to America, and it has some nice people, as do other countries, but like other countries, it also has it's fair share of utter wankers. Do they have more as they are a large country or does it simply seem that way due to social media? No matter, lets delve in and found out why one should in fact, be afraid of Americans (but not all, only the silly ones)
Flat Earthers. These people site Nasa as major conspirators, saying because only they go up into space, they can tell us the earth is round and everyone has to believe them. Right, so before Nasa then, Airline pilots, they have flown around the world. Surely they would have seen the edge, or are they sworn to secrecy too? Before airline pilots? Ohh, Columbus, yeah, that bloke who sailed "too far" and discovered for himself the Americas, thanks for that mate. I doubt he fell off the edge. Sailors, who frequently circumnavigate their way round the planet. They're in on it too I suppose. Not to mention that if you were in a large open space, a desert for example, you can see the curvature of the earth, only slightly mind. I read some twats utterings recently, he said that in the old days you could see a ship disappear over the horizon, but with todays cameras, that is no longer the case, proving that the earth is flat. Lastly for now, that nob who has build his own rocket, with intentions of using it to fly up and prove the earth isn't round.
Hmmm, I suspect clean up specialists will be digging his remains out of a mountain side for some time to come once he does take off. It's true not all Americans are flat earthers, it's entirely plausible that all flat earthers are American.
Next up, social media. It's always good for a laugh, especially the ones with complete fucktards saying stupid things. The trouble is, they're all American. Here are a few gems:
"Does it take 18 months for twins to be born, or 9?"
"Been stuck on the escalator for hours, the power went out"
"How does it rain in Australia? as they are at the bottom of the planet surely the rain just falls off "
"How did people no what roads to take before google maps was invented?"
"they used maps."
"No, I said before google maps"
Hmmm, what do you make of that lot? All freely available via the internet.
Donald Trump, what can say about ol Trumpy that hasn't already been said with such colour? Fuck all, that's what. He is the President of one of the largest countries in the world, yet has no clue. He clearly believes in god, has not moved with the times, ie, evolving attitudes toward the environment, civil rights, and war. He is a narrow minded throwback voted in by narrow minded throwbacks, and other people who didn't want the other person. He is American.
This is of course my opinion, and if you don't want to read it, then don't. Or perhaps you don't share my opinion, that's great, but I'm not here for a debate.
I'm off to get pizza in and watch a movie of something, maybe a New Yorker with extra pastrami, and Team America on dvd.
Stay safe kids and remember, in the land of the free can you be who you want to be.
